Add a bouncing snowman to your page simply by cloning the stylesheet at github.com/battlesnake/snowman or by including the following tag:
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://hackology.co.uk/snowman/snowman.css">
A snowman is added to any element with the class “snowman”. The element is fixed to the bottom of its parent, so they work best when snowman is applied to direct descendants of the body element.
Why not also try my pointless fish.js script?
Because who wouldn’t want an aquarium on their web site?
Why not also try my pointless Snowman class?
ONE NIGHT IN KALAMAJA
While sat on the sofa and browsing the internet, we were suddenly aware of movement nearby. An intruder was here, and was approaching us. Having lived in Moss Side for several years, I was somewhat prepared for such intrusions. Silently, I crossed the room and slid on my stealth black arctic gloves. I improvised a blunt weapon from the items immediately available to me. As the intruder came closer and without hesitation, I swiftly crossed the room with the brutal graceness of an octopus with PMS, and with arms poised with glass jar in hand I dealt a precise and deadly blow, and felt the sound of glass crushing into the back of my foe’s head.
That fucking spider never knew what hit it.
BY MARK COWAN
Now give me my Nobel prize already.