Use this link to post Facebook updates via “a potato”.
If size matters then you’d obviously rather post your status update via a watermelon.
For the more steampunk people out there, you can send your status updates via a carrier pidgeon!
Then when you’ve posted it and you’re back here, why not use this one to leave the site? Or alternatively, use this one if you’re smarter and can spot an obvious rickroll.
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